Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Rita Skeeta - A Known Incarnation of Rita?


There are too many striking similarities in this case for it to merely be a coincidence. Rita Skeeter from the Harry Potter series must be connected to RITA somehow if she isn't Rita herself assuming a body in the fictional world. Let's look at her record:
  • creates hugely exaggerated or completely untrue rumours which have the potential to defame people and ruin their lives
  • often assumes the form of a beetle to spy on people
  • started a smear campaign against Harry and made life very difficult for him (Dumbledore banned her from Hogwarts)

If we had as much magic as Dumbledore did, we could ban RITA from our environs as well! I think a Rita Skeeta has been at work in London, defaming a dear friend of Russian Fritz's. If you see a green beetle scurrying around, please put it in a jar and send it to my address:

Tokyo-to, Shinagawa-ku, Nishigotanda 4-1-6, Chugindaisanmeguro Mansion #202, Austin-Okawa, JAPAN

The author of the Harry Potter series, J.K. Rowling, has revealed that in the still-unpublished book VII, there is more to come on Rita. Citizens, beware! Rita is alive and well and in our midst!

3 Comments:

Blogger RussianFritz said...

That frigging Rita Skeeta!!! I knew it! I just knew it!!! She comes in all different forms, shapes and sizes. That damn cantelope!!!!
We must Banish RIta Skeeta from our environs!!!! Ooo crunch crunch!!!

2:20 pm  
Blogger Kat said...

Cantalope!
You are so damn funny - and trippy!

9:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmm.... Cant-a-lope! *drool*

7:30 pm  

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