13-YEAR OLDS IN UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!
Its true! You read correctly, I am sure some of you are already aware that thirteen year olds go to Western, but for those who don’t WATCH OUT! BE AWARE! RITA HAS ENTERED THE INSTITUE OF HIGHER LEARNING!!!!
I know many of you have had your conspiracies about a Rita Infested Institution, things just didn’t seem right, there was too much brains around to really exist on a realistic scale.
Let me tell you about a little story that happened to me in grade 8. I was a somewhat wize old craze kid, and I made a conscious decision not to associate with people who would cause problems. I just had no patience for those damn juvenile delinquents and their pathetic little quarrels, that I would prefer to play guitar, sing and smoke cigarettes.
How RussianFritz learned his lesson in grade 8:
There were a group of girls, one day they would all be friends, the next day Tasha would talk badly about Yvonne, and then Jamie would talk bad about Jessie and there would be these fights, gossip, and then after a week they would all be friends again, until Cynthia would tell a lie about Jessie and so on and so forth. It was ridiculous and my precious little mind had no patience for Ritas infestation into the mind of adolescents who believed they knew everything.
I thought I was so damn smart until this past weekend. Like I said, to this day, I still attempt to choose my friends wisely, because really I have no time for their petty shit. I like true, real, people who are not in some fantasy land that doesn’t correspond with reality.
There was another situation in grade 8:
All the girls had a crush on this guy named Ryan Fields, he was kind of a cute teenboy, mid length blond hair, stoner, a rebel, all the girls loved him. Anyway, Tasha and Yvonne had a crush on him, and one night Cynthia and I went downtown to hang out. We met Tyler Desrosiers ( a good friend of mine- we knew each other back in grade 6 in another town and school), so we knew each other and he was with Ryan Fields, so the four of us walked along the tracks, drank, smoke and went to Cynthia’s house. All four of us hung out. The next Monday at school when the group of girls found out about this, they all turned against Cynthia, because they were jealous that her and Ryan talked all night and looked at the stars.
You would not believe it---but a similar situation happened to Fritzes in the year 2006 not 1996.
I knew this girl named RitaKrita with a K, and attempted to set up RitaKrita with a K with a really great absolutely the nicest man and friend named ReFritzes4beansmeatballs. RitaKrita with a K had no concept of dating, and thought that if you talked to a guy long enough it meant you were practically engaged. ReFritzes4beansmeatballs had no liking for this RitaKrita with a K (he realized he needed someone who didn’t whine all the time, lived in reality and had social skills). So the RussianFritz Prince that I am attempted to set up the Great ReFritzes4beansmeatballs with someone who I believed might have been more at his level in terms of reality. It turns out my Rita meter was off by 100000000 of a milabite and the whole world came tumbling down. RitaKrita with a K found out about this relationship and decided to sabotage it because she was so damn jealous that the Great had found someone to talk with. RitaKrita with a K decided to talk to this level headed woman and break off their friendship with the Great. RitaKrita with a K told all these vicious exaggerations of reality and manipulated them in order to ruin five friendships. That damn jealous RitaKrita with a K deceived us all. Bow wow boo hoo.
Now RussianFritz learned his lesson and will never again associate with thirteen year olds that go to University.
Because the RussianFritz was so emotionalized by the situation he screwed up a great friendship by doubting ReFritzes4beansmeatballs niceness. He was so convinced of the older woman’s logic that how could it be refuted? But after talking with RitaKrita with a K, RussianFritz realized that she was just jealous, immature and had no concept of reality. And she told fibs to the older woman in order to get her to stop her friendship with ReFritzes4beansmeatballs. The sickest part of the whole story is that RitaKrita with a K thinks she is justified, her image of how relationships exist in the real world are skewed by immaturity and lack of experience. We must feel sorry for RitaKrita with a K.
Perhaps one day ReFritzes4beansmeatballs will speak with the great RussianFritz once again.
I know many of you have had your conspiracies about a Rita Infested Institution, things just didn’t seem right, there was too much brains around to really exist on a realistic scale.
Let me tell you about a little story that happened to me in grade 8. I was a somewhat wize old craze kid, and I made a conscious decision not to associate with people who would cause problems. I just had no patience for those damn juvenile delinquents and their pathetic little quarrels, that I would prefer to play guitar, sing and smoke cigarettes.
How RussianFritz learned his lesson in grade 8:
There were a group of girls, one day they would all be friends, the next day Tasha would talk badly about Yvonne, and then Jamie would talk bad about Jessie and there would be these fights, gossip, and then after a week they would all be friends again, until Cynthia would tell a lie about Jessie and so on and so forth. It was ridiculous and my precious little mind had no patience for Ritas infestation into the mind of adolescents who believed they knew everything.
I thought I was so damn smart until this past weekend. Like I said, to this day, I still attempt to choose my friends wisely, because really I have no time for their petty shit. I like true, real, people who are not in some fantasy land that doesn’t correspond with reality.
There was another situation in grade 8:
All the girls had a crush on this guy named Ryan Fields, he was kind of a cute teenboy, mid length blond hair, stoner, a rebel, all the girls loved him. Anyway, Tasha and Yvonne had a crush on him, and one night Cynthia and I went downtown to hang out. We met Tyler Desrosiers ( a good friend of mine- we knew each other back in grade 6 in another town and school), so we knew each other and he was with Ryan Fields, so the four of us walked along the tracks, drank, smoke and went to Cynthia’s house. All four of us hung out. The next Monday at school when the group of girls found out about this, they all turned against Cynthia, because they were jealous that her and Ryan talked all night and looked at the stars.
You would not believe it---but a similar situation happened to Fritzes in the year 2006 not 1996.
I knew this girl named RitaKrita with a K, and attempted to set up RitaKrita with a K with a really great absolutely the nicest man and friend named ReFritzes4beansmeatballs. RitaKrita with a K had no concept of dating, and thought that if you talked to a guy long enough it meant you were practically engaged. ReFritzes4beansmeatballs had no liking for this RitaKrita with a K (he realized he needed someone who didn’t whine all the time, lived in reality and had social skills). So the RussianFritz Prince that I am attempted to set up the Great ReFritzes4beansmeatballs with someone who I believed might have been more at his level in terms of reality. It turns out my Rita meter was off by 100000000 of a milabite and the whole world came tumbling down. RitaKrita with a K found out about this relationship and decided to sabotage it because she was so damn jealous that the Great had found someone to talk with. RitaKrita with a K decided to talk to this level headed woman and break off their friendship with the Great. RitaKrita with a K told all these vicious exaggerations of reality and manipulated them in order to ruin five friendships. That damn jealous RitaKrita with a K deceived us all. Bow wow boo hoo.
Now RussianFritz learned his lesson and will never again associate with thirteen year olds that go to University.
Because the RussianFritz was so emotionalized by the situation he screwed up a great friendship by doubting ReFritzes4beansmeatballs niceness. He was so convinced of the older woman’s logic that how could it be refuted? But after talking with RitaKrita with a K, RussianFritz realized that she was just jealous, immature and had no concept of reality. And she told fibs to the older woman in order to get her to stop her friendship with ReFritzes4beansmeatballs. The sickest part of the whole story is that RitaKrita with a K thinks she is justified, her image of how relationships exist in the real world are skewed by immaturity and lack of experience. We must feel sorry for RitaKrita with a K.
Perhaps one day ReFritzes4beansmeatballs will speak with the great RussianFritz once again.
posted by RussianFritz at 4:07 pm
4 Comments:
I knew it! ReFritzes4beansmeatballs would have never come up with the machinations that RitaKrita found him capable of. He is definitely no son of Rita's - he is just too damn nice. If I were him, I wouldn't take this sitting down like some Gandhi! I would smash - or at least visualize squishing the involved people's heads while pressing my thumb and finger together!
RussianFritz felt so bad about the situation... He was so confused, he didnt know what to think, but his prick meter turned on which resulted in the assumption that all pricks were pricks?? RussianFritz is a fucking asshole and thinks too much with emotion. No worries world, RussianFritz has learned his lesson. RussianFritz learned that friends come before lovers and no woman can stand in the way between Fritz and his friends!!!
Forgive the RussianFritz for being tied up in the evil carnation of Rita. Rita putrified his mind, making it stink of a rotten cotten mixture of Ritas breath and double double toil and trouble fire burn and couldren bouble.....LOLOLOL
You have a faulty sneakyprickoscope. Maybe you entered a high magnetic field which reversed the direction of the needle? North was South and South was North? The chickens swam and the penguins flew? ReFritzes4beansmeatballs was mistakenly read as a prick wheras RitaKrita was read as the anti-prick? Maybe you need to take it to Uncle Sam's shop for repairs.
I love your website. It has a lot of great pictures and is very informative.
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