Rita Plays Havoc with Jimmymou's Brokeback!

Well I'm back from the gay rodeo, which was a lot of fun by the way! My favourite events were, the Wild Drag Races, and Goat Dressing! In Wild Drag Races, two contestants coax the steer across a white line, then a cowboy in female drag has to mount the steer, and be led back across the same white line. In goat dressing, two contestants have to get a pair of jockey underwear on a goat in the shortest time possible!

You'll notice I went to the trouble of buying my first cowboy hat for the occasion. I wore my boots too, to make a good impression at the Barn Burner Dance! However, Rita decided I shouldn't be allowed to have too much fun, so she cursed me with a pinched nerve in my back, which I suffered through for the entire weekend! Damn that Rita all to hell! I wanted to ride a bucking bronco, but she saw to it that I was in no condition to do so! Just wait...she'll get hers in the end!