Oh where, Oh Where Has Russian Fritz Gone?

Oh where, oh where has my Russian Fritz gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his legs cut short and his torso cut long,
Oh where, oh where could he be?

Where is Russian Fritz, that spicy Romanian sausage with legs? The last thing I heard was he ran off to the French provinces to live La Rita Loca.

If you hear of Russian Fritz's wherabouts, please contact me.

Above left: Russian Fritz with Cousin Igor