Friday, June 23, 2006

Oooooo I'd like to rip you!!!

Rita, scratch, scratch. thats what she does. Scratches and rips out your hair.
Fritz went to the library, and the librarian made him mad... He shook his fist, and then poisoned his body with Mancho Cox.
He told the people about the library and ripped out his hair and ran down the street!!!
RIP RIP RIP~~!!

RussianFritz

4 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

Oh, do tell why Rita the librarian upset you so, dear Fritz!

10:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Fritz, but even in the most disgruntling times you still remember to care for those you call friends, feeding them Ginseng bars while they help you come up with plots to over throw the dark dominion of the evil WELDON! Sadly after being fed a high nurturance low sodium health bar, Jam began to actually feel human again, a state that is never usually attained while in grad school...with this new energy she decided to write the best damn treatises she could on white constructions of female slaves in the antebellum period..until her roommate, who must be affiliated with the supreme form of evil other wise known as WELDON, turned on the tv and forced her (against her will) to watch countless hours of amusing mind killing images...

2:54 pm  
Blogger Kat said...

Wrong! The supreme form of evil is ONLY known as RITA!

6:03 am  
Blogger RussianFritz said...

This is too damn funny. Those f-n Rietz. Robert Plante the one I met on the street I think hes an impersonator. Impersonator of the Plantonator. Unless it was really him and he only wears a wig for propaganda.... One day I will go and see Sir Robert again.. one day...

~~RussianFritz~~

9:37 pm  

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