Friday, June 09, 2006

Dentist Appointment!

Dear Russian Ritaz,
I want to inform you all that I have 5 cavities. It is sad...so sad...
One is a real cavity, the others are fake!!!
I will get all those damn holes pilled in with ceramic woodwork performed by Ignor Shnob-knob!
Thats slithering snake bite!
OOOOoooo I'd like to scratch his eyes out!
Dah!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Russian Fritz,

These cavities are an unfortunate turn of event, considering how you are a compulsive tooth-picker and treat your mouth like a porcelain cathedral. All the Russian Ritas and I are crying for you.

Regards,
KatRita

7:13 pm  

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